Coffee Cake

I must confess, I don’t really understand the term “coffee cake”. One would assume that because of the word coffee, that all cakes with this namesake would contain traces of the delectable caffeinated beverage in some way. But alas, this is not true. Similarly, I also find myself irked by the concept of “tea cake”. […]

Blowouts & Hot Chocolate

As the tail end of my brand new tube of face wash exploded open with a disgusting squelching noise, I watched in helpless horror as my $12 purchase plastered itself all over the bathroom wall, looking like a purple Rorschach test, and smelling of grape bubblegum. “Wonderful!”, I think. Just what I need. I hate […]